Posts Tagged ‘metal’
Rotting Christ Music
Why don't conservatives just learn to forget about everything and crank up some loud, brutal metal music?
Conservatives are so uptight and stuffy. And many of them are so religious that it's ludicrous. They need to be introduced to the power of bands like Morbid Angel, Obituary, Vader, Dark Funeral, Rotting Christ, Slayer, Amon Amarth, Immortal, Satyricon, Sodom, Nile, Carcass, Venom, etc. Get with it Republicans. Stop being such pricks and become cool like the rest of us. METAL FOREVER!!!!
Excellent idea. . .why don't you left-leaning individuals go crank up your tunes, have a beer and relax!
Just leave defending the constitution to us stuffy, uptight, religiously ludicrous conservatives. That should work. We'll preserve your liberties for you, defend you from enemies foreign and domestic and provide you with jobs and infrastructure while you rock-out.
Oh. . .wait a minute. . . that's what we already have been doing for the last century or so. Crank it up boys and girls!
King Herod: Jesus Christ Superstar