Miami Vegan Blog

For all you non-vegans, let me just explain how tortuous it is to sit a vegan at a table full of ribs. Not because we're tempted, I don't even remember what ribs taste like. But, have you ever noticed that ribs ... look like F*ing RIBS??!!!!!!??!!!!!!

Watching my nieces and nephew eat flesh, is like watching a person feed a poisonous apple to a baby. Unreal!

I ate an overpriced house salad, and the lady looked at me funny when I asked for no cheese. She huffed and said, "Oh, wait let me write that down." Yeah, you do that ...

People can eat anywhere they want 7 days a week. I only get one holiday, my birthday. I'm not married, I don't have kids and I'm not a President ... so cut me some slack.

Next time you invite your vegan sister to a holiday dinner, think about how queasy she will feel on the drive home. Don't be Insensitive. Veganism is like a religion, no not really, but sitting at a table of carcass is just too much. Please, don't be offended (or surprised) if I skip the next one. Yup, it's that deep ... Peace :-<